Decrees of the DinoCzar

winfin:

something that happened to me at school last thursday

Welcome to life you sad overly optimistic little twat.

Images belong to KC green of gunshowcomic.com

Images belong to KC green of gunshowcomic.com

Everything about that girl is awesome

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

I know for sure about maybe 2 or 3 people.

I wonder if any strangers or acquaintances have…

This is at least 80% of tumblr

This is at least 80% of tumblr

everyones-equal-when-theyre-dead:

yourlinesbecomeroutine:

scoregasming:

smackintyre:

It’s not your body anymore, when there is a baby present. Carry that child to term responsibly, or you’re a murderer.

No, I’m sorry, but that’s idiotic.  It’s my body no matter what.  If I wanted to get an abortion i’d get a fucking abortion regardless if that made me a murderer in someone who doesn’t have to actually carry a baby’s eyes.  Birth control being more widely available is a serious issue.  You’re stupid if you think every situation that leads to abortion makes someone a murderer.  11 year old gets raped by her cousin “No girl, you carry that child, you squeeze that out of your currently underdeveloped vagina.  It’s the right thing to do.  You’re a murderer if you don’t.  Who cares that it’ll emotionally scar you for life and you’ll forever be reminded of it every time you look at your child or cousin.  It’s the humane thing to do.  If you were older you’d understand.”  Shit, the same thing happened to a nine year old “Who the fuck cares if you’re only a baby yourself, you’re totally going to go through with this, I don’t care if it’ll nearly kill you or damage your insides.  Raise that baby like a good non-murderer.”  

Then we go overseas where it’s all “You’re pregnant out of wedlock, let’s stone you to death instead of giving you and others like you birth control or the option to abort.  I’m sorry that we live in such a fucked up society that if I force myself on you and get pregnant you’re still the one who is shamed.  Wait no I’m not, suck it up and deal with it”, “You’ve been told your baby is dying in the womb, no abortion for you girl, you have to keep it and die of blood poisoning.  Too bad we could have avoided it if we were more understanding of a woman and her body”.

Open your eyes for God’s sake.  You can’t even get pregnant, you’re a man and I get that you have a right to your unborn child and the potential for mental trauma.  But you personally are not at risk of dying from pregnancy complications.  You personally are not at risk of being shunned by your community and killed for carrying someone elses child.  You personally are not having to carry the mental and physical scars of going through an unwanted pregnancy with your potential rapists child.  You personally are not at risk of being considered used, dirty and unwanted because of something you could have avoided if proper health care was available to you.  You aren’t personally responsible for raising a child (or person with mental capacity of a child) who also has a child because “Abortion is murder in all circumstances”.

It’s not your body either, and until you have to deal with everything above then you cannot tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her body.

My roommate, laying it the fuck down.

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I liked this because the first pic was somewhat fappable. 

I’m a horrible person and I’m OK with this.

I hate gender roles because then it causes this bullshit.
I love the color pink and purple and I cry at tragedies and I love romantic comedies.
I can be whatever the FUCK I want to be, but regardless of that I have a penis between my legs and I’m still a fucking male. I’m still a fucking dude. If you want to throw yourself into the other gender role you don’t have to be a girl to do it. If you’re a girl and you want to be a guy you’re (sadly) still not going to be treated equally after you change the label for your attitude, and general way you act.
Gender roles: fucking with people’s minds since god knows how long

I hate gender roles because then it causes this bullshit.

I love the color pink and purple and I cry at tragedies and I love romantic comedies.

I can be whatever the FUCK I want to be, but regardless of that I have a penis between my legs and I’m still a fucking male. I’m still a fucking dude. If you want to throw yourself into the other gender role you don’t have to be a girl to do it. If you’re a girl and you want to be a guy you’re (sadly) still not going to be treated equally after you change the label for your attitude, and general way you act.

Gender roles: fucking with people’s minds since god knows how long

pilgrimkitty:

inahopefulstateofmind:

youu—aree—perfect:

coolhandluke93:

Dear future wife,
This is happening.  

Dear future husband,

This is happening.

These people are epic.

Thank god it’s not inflation fetish, it scared me there.

flyting:

zachoryjaden:

penjolina:

piddlebucket:

randomstabbing:

hilariousslut:

aliveforalittlewhile:

warcrimenancydrew:

historywhore:

warcrimenancydrew:

do you guys remember that one post about how men feel entitled to take up so much space and women have to deal with a lot less?

This is actually a documented thing. You always see men on the subway or tube or whatever using both armrests while women sit with their arms hunched together into their laps. That’s why I always make a point to take up at least one if not both armrests of the tube so men can be uncomfortable for once.

^ again, for all the people telling me posting this picture is complaining too much.

In my college classes (and high school too) guys were always stretching, sticking fists and elbows in my face, leaning their heads back over my desk, over my work, spreading their legs out, kicking my bag with their dirty shoes. And let’s not pretend they were in other guys’ space as much as they were in women’s.

It’s so true, this happens to me every day on the train. Same with the walking thing, women will weave out of the way whereas men just walk straight and plow down anything in their path. I always end up playing chicken with men on the sidewalk now, because I refuse to move out of their way.

I love playing chicken with dudes who hog the sidewalk. BODY CHECK! Fucking assholes.
“NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THIS!” FUCK OFF.
“AS A MAN, I THINK THAT…” FUCK OFF.
Men always have the same defensive bullshit to spout every time they get called out on their shit. AND IT IS BORING. They remind me of those toys where you pull a string an they have like 5 phrases they can say. Over and over and over.

same here with playing chicken, its hilarious sometimes because they get this flash of realization in their eyes that says ‘holy shit, she’s NOT going to move/??? what do????’ because THEY ARE SO USED TO EVERYONE MOVING FOR THEM

when i was younger my grandpa drew this on a piece of paper,

and he asked me how i, as the red circle, would get around the two people (black circles) if i was walking down the street.
so of course i came back with

moving out of the way for them as i walked.
he asked me if i thought men would do the same and, at the time, i did because i thought it was just common courtesy. but he told me that men would barrel straight through without giving a shit and that i should do the exact same. because i was the one walking and they were the ones in the way. so that’s exactly what i do.

Michael and I were talking about this concept the other day.

I haven’t noticed this.

Dudes don’t plow through people or sit wide and comfortably on busses to make all of your self-centered lives worse, they do it to be more comfortable themselves. If you are uncomfortable ona  bus say “Hey I’m pretty tired and wanted to lean my head, mind if I take up that arm rest?” I fucking GUARANTEE you that the first guy will feel like a dick and move his arm because you asked. Spreading their legs wide is a different thing, because if you notice dude’s are generally taller, thus spread their legs all the way out because IT’S COMFORTABLE. 
Jesus you’d imagine that everyone needs to be chained and put on rails to get where they need to go since making yourself comfortable in anywhere that isn’t your own home is now a crime because you MAY be impeding on someone else’s comfort when doing arbitrary tasks like walking down a sidewalk.

flyting:

zachoryjaden:

penjolina:

piddlebucket:

randomstabbing:

hilariousslut:

aliveforalittlewhile:

warcrimenancydrew:

historywhore:

warcrimenancydrew:

do you guys remember that one post about how men feel entitled to take up so much space and women have to deal with a lot less?

This is actually a documented thing. You always see men on the subway or tube or whatever using both armrests while women sit with their arms hunched together into their laps. That’s why I always make a point to take up at least one if not both armrests of the tube so men can be uncomfortable for once.

^ again, for all the people telling me posting this picture is complaining too much.

In my college classes (and high school too) guys were always stretching, sticking fists and elbows in my face, leaning their heads back over my desk, over my work, spreading their legs out, kicking my bag with their dirty shoes. And let’s not pretend they were in other guys’ space as much as they were in women’s.

It’s so true, this happens to me every day on the train. Same with the walking thing, women will weave out of the way whereas men just walk straight and plow down anything in their path. I always end up playing chicken with men on the sidewalk now, because I refuse to move out of their way.

I love playing chicken with dudes who hog the sidewalk. BODY CHECK! Fucking assholes.

“NOT ALL MEN ARE LIKE THIS!” FUCK OFF.

“AS A MAN, I THINK THAT…” FUCK OFF.

Men always have the same defensive bullshit to spout every time they get called out on their shit. AND IT IS BORING. They remind me of those toys where you pull a string an they have like 5 phrases they can say. Over and over and over.

same here with playing chicken, its hilarious sometimes because they get this flash of realization in their eyes that says ‘holy shit, she’s NOT going to move/??? what do????’ because THEY ARE SO USED TO EVERYONE MOVING FOR THEM

when i was younger my grandpa drew this on a piece of paper,

and he asked me how i, as the red circle, would get around the two people (black circles) if i was walking down the street.

so of course i came back with

moving out of the way for them as i walked.

he asked me if i thought men would do the same and, at the time, i did because i thought it was just common courtesy. but he told me that men would barrel straight through without giving a shit and that i should do the exact same. because i was the one walking and they were the ones in the way. so that’s exactly what i do.

Michael and I were talking about this concept the other day.

I haven’t noticed this.

Dudes don’t plow through people or sit wide and comfortably on busses to make all of your self-centered lives worse, they do it to be more comfortable themselves. If you are uncomfortable ona  bus say “Hey I’m pretty tired and wanted to lean my head, mind if I take up that arm rest?” I fucking GUARANTEE you that the first guy will feel like a dick and move his arm because you asked. Spreading their legs wide is a different thing, because if you notice dude’s are generally taller, thus spread their legs all the way out because IT’S COMFORTABLE. 

Jesus you’d imagine that everyone needs to be chained and put on rails to get where they need to go since making yourself comfortable in anywhere that isn’t your own home is now a crime because you MAY be impeding on someone else’s comfort when doing arbitrary tasks like walking down a sidewalk.

katsallday:

did-you-kno:

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I love those inner pockets so damn much. You can put so much shit in there for easy quick access! Phones, change, MP3 players, hair bands, altoids, pretty much any form of gum or mints, lighters, pipes, needles, pill bottles, scalpels, tourniquets, and handheld cameras!

katsallday:

did-you-kno:

Source

I love those inner pockets so damn much. You can put so much shit in there for easy quick access! Phones, change, MP3 players, hair bands, altoids, pretty much any form of gum or mints, lighters, pipes, needles, pill bottles, scalpels, tourniquets, and handheld cameras!